Entry #79 - Dance Like No One is Watching

The other day, I was a Hallmark Store and I saw a weird display of boxes with phrases on them. I looked at them and laughed, "What shitty Sitcoms these phrases would make."  Then I took this picture below and was inspired to make a list of TV Show ideas all based on these weird Hallmark boxes.You guys can play along at home.

 TV SHOW IDEAS

• "Home is Where the Story Begins" - A crazed suicidal author on verge of his masterpiece and drinking himself to death moves in an apartment above the garage of a quite mild-mannered family. Multi-Camera Sitcom.

• "Faith, Hope, Charity" - Faith Ford and Kelly Ripa go to third-world countries and shows them episodes of their sitcom Hope & Faith and see how it impacts there lives. Reality Show.

• "Life is Too Short" - Martin Short plays a midget with a terminal illness who is always getting into misadventures. Single-Camera Sitcom. 

• "As I Have Loved You, Love One Another" - A Prime-Time Soap Opera about a group senior citizens how like to switch partners in more way than one. Hour-Long Drama.

• "Dance like No One is Watching" - A dance competition among blind people with a panel of celebrity judges. Game Show. 

• "Love with Passion" - Some fat guy goes around the world and over indulges in Passion. Travel Show. 

• "Cherish is the Word" - A slutty stripper and/or prostitute enters the crazy world of spelling bees. Single-Camera Sitcom.

• "Dreams Do Come True" - A family of raccoons saves the life of a magic wizard, who grants them two wishes, which is to be human and live in Space.The show follows a family of raccoons in Human bodies as they deal with living on a intergalactic space station in the middle of bitter space civil war. Hour-Long Sci-fi /Drama /Fantasy / Children Show.