Entry #88 - Film #9: Meat Market (2001)

Today's review will be different, I think I might actually use some of my college gained knowledge of opinionated analysis to form a more intelligent review. In others word, I will be doing no Random Thoughts, but instead actually critique this film instead of just using this film to tell stupid jokes. There will still be stupid jokes, but there will be fewer stupid jokes and maybe some of them will be on a grander scale than normal.I am not doing this in full college mode because if I have to do another works cited page or write in MLA style in my lifetime, I will kill. That being said, today's film will be the first in a Homemade Zombie Trilogy...  

Meat Market (2001)

Directed by Brian Clement

Not Rated

91 Mins. 

Watched on Netflix Watch Instantly

Summary

When two former employees of a company that conducts bizarre medical experiments put two and two together, they realize that a series of "animal attacks" reported by the media are actually the work of flesh-eating zombies created by the company. As the walking dead invade the city, the two truth-seekers team up with three vampire women, a washed-up Mexican wrestler, a wounded soldier and a mysterious scientist to fight for their lives.

Everyone loves Zombies including myself, that being said, Zombies are stupid. I am not talking about your intelligence, which is low, but the whole idea and the films themselves.

Grade: D+