Friday, October 08, 2010

Entry #87 - Film #8: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Day #8 of 31 Days of Halloween. Lets get this over with. Today's movie is still somewhat fresh in the theaters and made reasonable money and that films is...

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
 Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson
 Rated R
97 Mins.
Watched a Bootleg Copy

Summary
While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors who want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia.

A DVD Quality version of this film leaked online and I ungracefully downloaded it. I paid this amount of money this film deserves...none. I seen the rest, so I will not be lost in the complex storytelling masterful concocted by Paul W.S. Anderson. 

Random Thoughts
  • Paul W.S. Anderson is such hack.
  • I kind of hate almost all uses of slow-motion in movies.
  • I wonder how this franchise would be if they didn't fire George A. Romero.
  • Most likely still suckie, but a little entertaining.
  • I really enjoyed the last Resident Evil movie, it had a awesome Damnation Alley vibe.
  • Plus it was directed by Russell Mulcahy. This is not.
  • Its like the people who made this movies only saw was the Matrix Trilogy.
  • Seriously, I dislike slow-motion.
  • Oh damn, there is multiple Millas.
  • Lame.
  • She reminds me of the girls from that Robert Palmer music video.
  • You'll might as well face your addicted to love.
  • I like that song.
  • Good, I would have kill them off too. They were stupid.
  • So is this guy and this movie.
  • Why is in the post-apocalyptic future the only forms of clothing comes in tight black leather. 
  • So only those crappy leather stores in the mall exist. Good for them. No one ever shows there.
  • Flashback for us who actually care.
  • Even at the end of the world it doesn't stop dumb chicks from  Vlogging. 
  • Should she be Vlogging while flying a plane. Thats not a good idea.
  • Its paper.
  • I fucking hate lame slow-motion.
  • This movie is about 80% slow-motion sequences. Its worst than Thriller: They Call Her One Eye.
  • More 85%.
  • No 90%/.
  • Paul W.S. Anderson, you are a hack and a terrible director. 
  • but I do like Event Horizon and the Kurt Russell film Soldier. Those are surprisingly good films from a shitty director.
  • This director is HOMO for SLOMO. 
  • I dislike this movie, but I am not bored, so I guess this film isn't that bad.
  • Its Over.
This movie is lame and oddly enjoyable. I hate this film, but I will probably watch the sequel. I don't really recommend this movie, but that won't stop you guys. Nothing will.

Grade: C

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