Today is Day 6 of this long long month of October and we are still in the early stretch of this 31 Days of Halloween Monster I've started. I don't know how Jeremiah Young is doing at
Behold My Giant Human Brain, but I must say, no I must shout, MY GAWD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?! In other words, I am finding it difficult to watch a movie each day and reviewing it on top of working full time and play practice. I am in a local production of Agatha Christie's
And Then There Were None, I play Rogers, the Butler or as it says in the script "the House-Parlor Man." Its a delightful murder mystery, you guys should come, I believe the performances are on the last two weekends of this month. Anyway, The last two days' reviews have been super terrible, just look at
Zombie 5: Killing Birds, I didn't even finish the movie. But to be fair I plan on finishing it in the next couple of days. That entry is a work in progress. So, I plan to Keep Truckin' like the do-dah man, together, more or less in line.
Any-Who, for today's Mandatory Halloween Blog Filling Quota, I picked a most-likely terrible slasher movie from my Netflix Queue and that movie is...
Open House (1987)
Directed by Jag Mundhra
Rated R
98 Mins.
Watched on Netflix Watch Instantly
Summary
A serial killer is preying on beautiful female real estate agents who show pricey Los Angeles homes, and radio psychologist David Kelley (Joseph Bottoms) believes that one of his callers is the psychopath. Can he deduce the killer's identity before he strikes again? David's girlfriend, Lisa Grant (Adrienne Barbeau), is a prosperous Realtor, and when she discovers that the murderer is using her listings to find victims, Lisa's life is endangered.
I never heard of this movie until, Netflix added tons of obscure movies from the MGM vaults. It's also from the tail end of the slasher film era and that's when they got really hackish and weird. Slasher film were pretty much dead, but Sexual Thrillers were becoming more and more famous. I believe some slasher film plots were refashioned for a more sexual thriller vibe and this movie falls into that category.
I do like Adrienne Barbeau, but so did everybody in the eighties. I'm glad she is in this movie. I also love the randomness of the plot, a serial killer slaying real estate agents. Thats a really specific group of people to kill. Most guy some have gotten a bad apartment and lost alot of money or some sort of land deal went bad and the only way to make back a profit is to kill the Real Estate agent. I don't know, I'm just trying to think why someone would want to kill only Real Estate Agents. Maybe some guy saw his parents get murdered by Real Estate Agents and became a Batman-like vigilante stalking Real Estate Agents. I also wonder why someone would think of a slasher film set in the world of Real Estate, maybe the director got the idea from watching
Glengarry Glen Ross or something.
The movie starts with a Dr. Frasier Crane like radio show with the host barely listening, folding paper airplanes while some girl talks about suicide and sleeping with her father. I like this opening, but I mostly love the score, which sounds alot like the
Riggs' Theme from
The Lethal Weapon Saga. It really brings all the over-the-top-ness together.
This film is a low-budget horror film made in the height of the 80's in Beverly Hills. So, this film is Super 80's with the hair and everything. I think at one point the Solid Gold Dancers show up, but that could have been a dream. I did watch this movie pretty late. It turns out the killer is surprisingly a homeless mongoloid who lives in the empty houses. He doesn't kill then agents in really violent ways, but in really nude ways, which is mostly better. Adrienne Barbeau is in this and she of course has a nude scene, so I recommend this movie. One of the first scenes I watch as a child was her scene in
Swamp Thing. So, I get nudity nostalgia when I see her.
Grade: C-