Entry #69 - UNFINISHED ENTRY - Movie of the Day..."The G.I. Executioner"

AN UNFINISHED ENTRY FROM 7/3/10
 
I have been slacking on post lately. I really haven't been busy, I really just needed a break for a little while. Doing a post a day was getting tedious. It got to the point I could think of anything to post. I believe I posted a random episode of CHiPs one day. Don't get me wrong I love CHiPs. So, to make up for my absence, I am going to review a movie for today from the deep depths of the Netflix Watch Instantly vast library and today's movie is...

The G.I. Executioner (1975)

Directed by Joel M. Reed

84mins

Also Known as Dragon Lady and Wit's End

Summary According to Netflix 

Although he calls himself a freelance journalist, Vietnam vet Dave Dearborn (Tom Keena) has the luxury of being a millionaire and spends his time operating a disco in the Singapore harbor. But when he mixes with a notorious Red agent named Mr. Lim and his buxom stripper mistress (Victoria Racimo), Dave's life becomes one big run from the commies. This perverted B-movie romp holds the record for the wildest all-nude shoot-out in film history.

Trailer

Preface

I like the Netflix summaries more, they are more colorful. Frankly, the summary along the Joel M. Reed made me want to watch this movie. I have seen Bloodsucking Freaks in my youth with some fond memories. I remember a funny midget and a crazy animal-like caged woman eat a penis in a hoagie bun. Bloodsucking Freaks was one of the first shocker horror films I saw even before Cannibal Holocaust and was seen in the early stages in my love for Troma. I believe I watch it in the late nineties. I rented it on VHS. Even though I have not seen that movie since nor any other Joel M. Reed films, I call myself a fan. I heard and read about the craziness and sleaziness of his movies and I am looking forward on watching this film. 

Random Thoughts While Watching

• The Main Theme song, Wit's End by The Jason Garfield has awesome all up in it.
• Fuck Yeah, Knee that pimp in the dick.
• So far this film screams Buster H. McHenry.
• Joel M. Reed should have made Hellcopter.
• MONKEY!
• MONKEY IN FUNNY SHORTS!
• Put a shirt on, skinny white guy.
• This main guy looks a lot like Jeffery Combs.
• The acting in this film is amazingly bad except for Earth 2 Jeffery Combs.
• This actually resembles a real movie, that's one up on Bloodsucking Freaks.
• The Jason Garfield is pretty rockin'.
• "I bet you didn't know this is a whore house for homosexuals?"
•  I am shocked there is women is this film who are not naked. Well there is two women who yet to be naked but I am only 15 minutes into it.
• This movie is full of prostitutes and prostitute jokes.