Saturday, May 22, 2010

Entry #31 - Slasher Friday on Saturday

I had a busy day yesterday working on friend of the site, Tucker from This Coleslaw Makes Me Sick new short film and also being trapped at Wal-Mart and Sunset Bowl for several hours due to a massive thunder storm and flash floods. Adams County, Ohio was hit really hard last night by crazy flash floods. I was trapped across town. Roads were block and destroyed, my 94' Camry could barely make it through several feet of water and I couldn't find wifi. So, I couldn't do my normal Slasher Friday. Today will be Slasher Friday.

I thought, I pick another slasher film from Netflix Watch Instantly so you readers can watch it too. There is too many slasher films unavailable to the general movie goers. Also, today's will be a special Entry with help from another friend of the site, Andrew Ford from http://andrewmeadford.wordpress.com/ who is also watching the same movie and doing some sort of counter point thing. His will be posted tomorrow, most likely.

And today's film is...

The House of Sorority Row (1983)
Directed by Mark Rosman
Summary According to imdb: A group of girls staying at a sorority house clash with the house's owner, who wants them out. They decide to play a prank on her, but it goes awry and she winds up dead. Panicking, the girls try to hide the body, but someone (or something) witnessed the crime and begins to stalk them.

This is a slasher film I have not seen, but I actually enjoyed the remake, which I watched with Andrew Ford. I have been meaning to watch this film. I heard from other slasher fans that this movie is OKAY and if you like murder, nudity, and sex in your slasher film you will enjoy this. Since I'm currently still in college and been around sorority girls, I am looking forward on see some of them die. In a fictional sense, I am not a monster.

Random Thoughts
  • June 19, 1961. Should I write that date down? Will I need to know it for later?
  • So glossy, my own flashbacks are never that glossy. I don't buy it.
  • Child Births in 1961 are so barbaric.
  • Whats up with this score. Is the composer aware he is making a slasher film.
  • I really don't want to see coeds get killed to the score of 8 1/2 Weeks or whatever shit movie this score should belong too. I don't know.
  • The coeds are now drunk and one made a joke about being born with a silver spoon and something about her nose. I don't get it. I hope she dies.
  • Ms. Slater seems mean, I hope she dies.
  • Such suspenseful music for burning a few group photos.
  • There is always some guy named Rick in this movies. I don't know any Ricks.
  • 16:46 Boobs.
  • 17:12 Sex
  • Ms. Slater is surprised and angry a sorority girl is having sex.
  • 18:35 Death of a Water-bed.
  • Planning a prank is fun and never causes a psycho killer.
  • Radioactive Spider=Spiderman, Prank=Psycho Killer. Medical fact. Doctor Approved.
  • Pranks involving guns are always smart.
  • Wow, the prank didn't work.
  • I love 1980's themed parties, these college kids made it look authentic. So retro.
  • Seriously, the weapon in this movie is a bird cane.
  • Ha ha Fat Gut in his underwear.
  • Put a shirt fatty or die.
  • "I'm a Sea Pig" - Fat Guy.
  • I will pity fuck the hell of that fat guy. He is a Sea Pig.
  • oh, the dumb one died.
  • Which dumb one, you're probably thinking.
  • Am I supposed to figure out who the killer is because I don't really care.
  • Talking about a canning. Walka-Walka-Walka
  • For a 1983 Slasher, it sure takes itself serious. I guess slashers don't become crazy and a joke until 1984.
  • Barely any gore, hardly any nudity and sex. This slasher film is boring.
  • I don't think these girls are fans of Citizen Kane anymore.
  • Oh No, the killer is not who we thought it was.
  • Plot twist.
  • The cane with the pain.
  • this ending isn't too bad. Slightly different from the other. Slightly.
  • I wish the fat guy was the killer because he is a Sea Pig.
  • The killer looks like the killer from Funhouse only cheaper looking.
  • How did he get in those clown cloths so fast. That's amazing.
Okay is the appropriate word for this movie. I actually like the remake more. So if you want to watch this movie, watch the remake first, then if you can't get enough of Sorority Row, I guess you can watch this movie.

Grade: C+

Take out lookout for Andrew Ford's follow up. http://andrewmeadford.wordpress.com/

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