All this week. I will Review One Movie a Day. This is the First.
Its Monday and I'm bored. What is there to do? How about, review some random movie off my Netflix Watch Instantly queue. And today's feature is...
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Summary According to imdb: Mike Strauber catches his wife Sharon in bed with his best friend Jerry. He gets mad and takes off to embark on an adventure of murder and self-mutilation in demented games of truth or dare.
Random Thoughts
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- I bet at some point I will criticize this so-called critical madness.
- Awesome, right off that bat with Boobs. Good start with any "Bad Movie"
- Shot on Glorious 1980's Video.
- NERD!
- This score is pretty much just a small Casio piano with random wind chimes.
- Crybaby!
- So what your wife/horrible actress is cheating on you. It happens to most couples.
- Seriously this score is worst than the Winterbeast Score. Its pure genius.
- He's too sad to get out his Camaro.
- Nothing like walking depressed on the beach.
- I want to cheat on this guy.
- What a fuckin' Nerd.
- Nothing like loosing your shit in a Camaro.
- I never find hitchhikers that hot nor big-breasted. They are normally crazy looking guys with a bag full of cans.
- He is now camping with the big-breasted hitchhiker.
- She just a big-breasted hitchhiker, she doesn't care about your problems.
- Lets play Truth or Dare?
- Stupid NERD. Picking truth.
- What The? Is the gore edited out?
- Oh Snap, Big-Breasted Hitchhiker is imaginary.
- This nerd just cut off his own finger, tongue and cut his chest.
- This movie is Critical Madness.
- The shitiness of this movie is almost overwhelming.
- I think his tongue grew back or something. He's talking fine now.
- 13 months later, time for some Truth or Dare? A Critical Madness.
- Apparently this movie is big with some hardcore horror movie junkies and I see why.
- There still is gore in this movie, but the shots of the actual killing is cut out. or maybe the director didn't know how to do deaths scene so he just simply cut to them bleeding. I am going with the latter. its really strange and terrible.
- I am pretty sure this movie was made over some weekend. That includes pre and post production too.
- I love this score so much.
- This movie keeps breaking the camera line.
- He just made some old crazy cuts his old hand off.
- And where the hell did he get that grenade from? I have absolutely no idea where to begin to get a grenade and this son of bitch snuck one into a mental institution.
- He now lives in an institution, obsessed with a homemade orangery mask and is violently breaking out. That sounds just like Rob Zombie's Halloween. The homemade mask even looks the same.
- I think Rob Zombie made more of a remake of this movie than Halloween.
- It must be hard to drive with that mask on.
- Yeah, a weird guy in a homemade mask is the kind of guy I would like to start shit with. Smart move stereotypical random street thugs and normal looking family and some other random guy, I didn't get a look at, who is now on fire.
- What the hell?! He has a machine gun now? Where is he getting these from?
- This Cop has an awesome Panda shirt on.
- He is just killing random people now.
- This Panda Cop is amazing.
- There is so much crazy awesomeness, I don't have enough time to write it down. And I'm too lazy to go back.
- Ha! Panda Cop killed the wrong guy.
- Also his Panda shirt is at least 2 sizes too small for him.
- He just stuck a chainsaw out of the window and cut a kid in half.
- This movie so is awesome and Bad. Great Group Movie.
- You can't stop him, only Panda Cop can.
- Apparently Tim Ritter has made 2 sequels. I must find them.
- Ends with Panda Cop getting yelled at and looking sad. Them a Soft Rock Ballad.
Grade: F
Entertainment Value: A
Entertainment Value: A
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