Here is a some old movies pitches I wrote in 2006 and several throughout the years on an old blog. I kind of remember these. Some are funny. Enjoy
- Eli J Osman
1. Twilight Zone without Irony Twists
2. Frankenstein Monster's Rides a Moped
3. Zombie Waterside
4. Law & Order: Special Keystone Unit
5. Ernest Borgnine is Batman
6. Dracula Mow's Your Lawn (Game Show)
7. Marooned in Space (Movie then TV Show)
8. The Eli Osman Show
9. The Great Gazoo Vs. Predator (Whoever Wins, We Die)
10. Tornadoes in Space
11. Guess Who 2: Even More Racist
12. Jeremiah Young Run for Fifth Grade Class President, Today
13. The Hitcher: Hitch Part 2
14. Kramer Vs. Kramer (Remake [Whoever Wins, We Die])
15. The Devil's Rain II
16. Corpse Tossing
17. Two Half Men
18. 12 Angry Black Men
19. Fishing With Vampires
20. Watch Eli Osman Watch TV
21. Underwater Dating Game
22. Fortune Cookie or Onion Ring
23. Doc Hollywood with Talking Cars
24. Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman
25. The Peter Weller Colgate Comedy Hour
26. Kelly Ripa, Assassin
27. Eli Osman, Agent of Justice
28. ?
29. Samuel L Jackson Yells at People for 90 Minutes
30. Pants Off, Dance Off: The Movie
31. Timmy the Tooth, Sexual Predator
32. Kettle Chips Vs. Ruffle Chips (Whoever Wins, We Die)
33. Attack of the Killer 30% Off Tomatoes (A Sale So Good it's Deadly )
34. Dracula's Mid-Term Exam
35. An American Werewolf President (Michael Douglas as a werewolf President)
36. Zombie Reagan Vs. Zombie Ford
37. Frank the Umpire Vampire (Your Out.....of Blood)
38. Friday the 13th Part 14 Jason Takes Your Seat
39. Samuel L Jackson Yells at Eli for 90 Minutes (It'll be funny cause I'm in it)
40. An Tooth Brush Runs for Senate (and Wins)
41. Jurassic Park of Flies (a Park full of clones of Jeff Goldbulm in The Fly)
42. Star Trek in Space
43. Peanuts trapped in Peanut Shells
44. Coffee Break: The Movie (Random Scenes of People on there Coffee Break)
45. Uwe Boll's Citizen Kane (I wish)
46. A version of Eraserhead that makes sense
47. Dakota Fanning Killing Hobos
48. Documentary on How Halloween III is Good and Everyone is Wrong
49. A Non-Christmas Tim Allen Movie
50. A Comedy Featuring the Music of Smash Mouth
51. Monday Night Football - A slasher film where a NFL football team comes to a small Indiana Town to Kill teenagers.
52. Turner and Cujo - Tom Hanks teams up with Stephen King's Cujo to catch criminals or possibly Tom Hanks gets mauled for 90 min.
53. Dakota Fanning Kills Hobos - This idea was in a previous entry but I believe it is worth mentioning again.
54. Rance Taylor: Space Lawyer - The twist to this movie or maybe TV show or Both is this movie doesn't take place in space and Rance Taylor is not a Space Lawyer, it is actually about Rance Taylor who rapes children.
55. Lenny & Squiggy: Time Cops
56. Number 23 Part 2 - A guy gets angry when he realizes that most numbers don't equal 23 and that the movie sucked ass. Based on a True Story
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