Dear Readers,
Buster H. McHenry's nephew Dustin sent me some letters that Buster wrote and I had to share it with you. He also sent me some Movie Reviews he wrote a while ago. I will share those when I can.
- Eli
To: Tom Hanks
From: Buster H. McHenry
Date: Sept. 23rd, 2009
DUSTIN: MAKE SURE YOU PROOFREAD THIS BEFORE MAILING IT. I DON'T GOT FUCKING TIME FOR THAT SHIT.
Dear Mr. Hanks,
I recently saw you on the superstation. TBS , I believe is the proper name. They were showing this movie about the E Mail. Being new to the E Mail, I wasn't confused by the plot like I originally thought. I HATE technology. It's all too damn fast. My nephew, Dustin showed me this stupid E Mail
thing and taught me how too use it. Writing on these things just feel so fucking strange. So, basically what I am trying to say is... I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS! After Dustin showed me the E Mail, I saw your film. Not once has the E Mail talked to me like in your movie. I called the company and never checked my speakers, but still no E Mail voice. YOUR MOVIE IS A FUCKING LIE! I know you may of not wrote and/or made this film, but you're a major player in the Jew run Hollywood. You can make whatever the fuck you want and do whatever the fuck you want. I know Hollywood, I worked my God Damn ass of there for 8 fucking years in that hellhole. I saw my share of God Damn fame craving whores blowing every cock in town, so they can have their stupid fake misspelled names written on your shit covered sidewalks. I thought you were different from that. I loved your work on those Family Ties episodes playing that carpet muncher Meredeth Baxter's brother. I didn't care for Forrest Gump. I believe the retards should not be encouraged. So in-closing, that movie was terrible. You should have known better. I have no idea how this letter is going to get to you.
FUCK YOU.
Buster H. McHenry
